May 2011
When you go to a friend's house to study:
At first:
After ten minutes:
More like when I study in general.
I don't understand why we have fire drills. If there's a fire, I'm not going to quietly line up outside the school. In reality, this would be me.
Trying to do homework on your bed
Trying to do homework at your desk
why is this so accurate, omg
so apparently, Microsoft bought Skype for 8.5 billion dollars
fools. they could have downloaded it for free.
LOLOL!
Relationship Status
( ) Single
( ) In a Relationship
( ) Married
( ) Engaged
( ) Divorced
( ) Waiting for a miracle
(x) Forever Alone
I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird.
That moment when you get called down to the office.
You act like it doesn’t phase you on the outside:
But on the inside you’re like:
When your mom sends you to the store to buy something. But gives you a bunch of pennies and nickels to pay for it.
And you’re like: Come on mom. You ain’t got no dollar bills?
And she’s like: Money is money.
LMAO this is what my mom would say to me when I would ask for lunch money when I was little. I would feel so stupid counting out pennies and shit lmao
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food coming.
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
& then you’re just like;
Internet people.
Facebook is for popular people.
MySpace is for musical people.
Twitter is for famous people.
Bebo is for pedos.
Tumblr is for special people.
why is this so accurate?
That awkward moment when you have ten minutes left for your exam, and suddenly you remember EVERYTHING.
